Sunday, 1 January 2023

#1097 - a fart


 


2.i.23

1097

4.2

a fart

 

inimitable

this float from bloat

 

in the bath

orchestral

   

doors windows wide for it

fan on

 

it may be silent

deadly then

 

the fart of my enemy’s enemy’s mine

hot rotten egg sulphurous spring

 

but some are outside of the tent

farting in

 

trumpety tournament farts!

you take turns

 

in legend they were lit

 

take a fart in the lift

or blow off the roof

 

a fart in the yoga class

the big grin

 

parliament fart

a filibuster

 

in an operating theatre

pass me … the laughter then

 

and all through the minute’s silence

there’s nothing you can do

straight face

and if not me then you

 

the travelling fart

mendicant order

medieval propuslion

 

oh windy at the crease

knocked for six with this

 

think Salvador Dali in a bottle

 

who dealt

some subtle serpent flatulation?

 

fart of the ages, biblical

Methuselating

900 year fart

pass it down to

seventh son’s seventh son

still going

 

that’s where the art of the fart began

consider aerophagia for cause

 

onions and garlic

hydrogen, methane

 

sweet music, sphincter tuned – a choir

some feculent raspberresque  

though mostly odourless there is

 

the fart baroque or regency

then George IV

and now the late queen’s last fart, so sacred

reminding us Paddington Bear

 

the stand up fart

they all applaud

this is just what they’ve come for

 

join in

consider the beans thereof

 

one must ask

quanti ani hai

no weather man needed to know

 

moist fart of fear

incontinent

and cat out of the bag

 

there’s bismuth

there are charcoal undies

 

and fart of long reflection

a decent job, much cabbage, bean

well considered

we must all ferment

 

the honeymoon fart tells all 







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