celebrating 90% first dose covid vax in New South Wales

 

 

celebrating 90% first dose covid vax in New South Wales

or

fuck the anti-vaxers

 

to an old slugfuckers' (I wouldn’t call it a) tune

…but think of it as a tribute in kind

 

 

fuck the anti-vaxers

kick ’em in the head

let them burn in hell!

 

please though do it gingerly

please do wear a mask

but fuck ’em

let them damn well die

if that’s what they want so much

don’t treat them in a hospital

poke ’em in the eye!

knee ’em in the crutch

 

fuck the anti-vaxers

kick ’em in the head

let them burn in hell!

 

drive on a road?

need a licence!

work with kids?

need to prove you don’t molest ‘em!

want to live through a pandemic?

then have the bloody shot!

fuck your super-fucking-stitions

without science, we’re fucked

so

fuck the anti-vaxers

kick ’em in the head

let them burn in hell!

 

if right wing Republicans

want to do their Jonestown thing

then who am I to interfere

with their rights?

let them die and vote for Trump

but not in that order please

 

I’ve had enough of nice

I’m burstin’ out of my bubble

 

people who think their mean fuck of a god

will look after them and fuck you

it’s time to tell them to fuck themselves

 

don’t let them take you with them

use them for voodoo pincushions

cast a magic spell

over the fucked up fuckers

 

tear their gizzards out

stick ’em for stigmata

draw ’em  and quarter ’em

use their own pickups

 

cut off their tongues

and stick em up their smelly bums

fuck the anti-vaxers

cause they want to kill your mums

and your sisters and brothers

they drain the blood from infants

for their rituals you know

 

fuck the anti-vaxers

kick ’em in the head

let them burn in hell!

 

now that Manus island is available again

 

consider, will you, their ‘rights’

to fuck up other humans

 

the right to breathe beside you

to threaten you with their disease

the right to infect us all

to fuck up their children

and everyone else’s

 

no, fuck that

fuck the anti-vaxers

kick ’em in the head

let them burn in hell!

 

let me be quite clear

kindness was tried

and reason

and these things didn’t work

 

it’s not just like stupidity

or something that can’t be helped

although of course there is that too

 

but no, they’re vicious fucks

show no mercy!

 

fuck the anti-vaxers

kick ’em in the head

let them burn in hell!

 

and while we’re here

and have the time

fuck the climate change deniers

all the planetfuckers

light their profits under them

choke them in their lovely smog

burn ’em in their own coal pit

 

forgive my strong opinion

but I like the idea of having a planet

as I live and breathe

 

zero tolerance for the intolerant!

no empathy for those with none!

 

kindest kind of eugenics

is when they do it to themselves

so I say

 

if Nazis want to kill themselves

let’s help them on their way

 

fuck the anti-vaxers

kick ’em in the head

let them burn in hell

 

now that Manus Island is free

there’s somewhere to send them en route

 

oh slowly slowly catchee?

bring em along with the rest?

fuck that

I say

die fuckers!

 

you see

I believe in gentle persuasion

and it’s good to get it off your chest

 

not that there’s anything wrong with fucking

fucking’s really quite fun