#1422 - faaaark

 

1422

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23.xi.23

faaark

or

fuck knows

party piece

 

this is a poem called ‘fuck’

you’re fucken welcome

 

in no cause coy

I think you know what I’m talking about

 

sex? – please yes, on the form

in a cupboard

on the kitchen table

 

XXXX

….

or play by chromosome

 

swings made just for this purpose

 

popular word

and much maligned

(could say much fucked about)

 

so infinite plausible

and with/without technology

 

a hither come for

 

it’s the most fun most of us ever have

 

then why deride?

why euphemize?

 

at the back of the roadhouse I got someone to …

 

of course fuck has a dark side

 

think all that begat and begot

just fuck when you render it down

 

though there’s fuck all to go on that far back

and one assumes it’s monkey business

with without the word

 

people pay for it too

 

leads us to wonder

if onomatopoeic

 

the conjugal fuck is rather holy

a kind of consommé

fluid mix

delicious

get me?

 

what are you looking at

you perv

you fuck

?

 

fuck you

fuck them

 

fuck this

fuck that

 

fuck me

 

… stupid

… dead

mile high

 

you decide

 

no, it’s my fucking poem

I will

 

and the horse you rode in on

think you can fuck your way in here?

no, you can fuck right off

 

who are you calling a fuckup?

fuck you, I said, you heard me

fuck you, you fuck

 

so much grammar!

and in the word as well

 

let’s not leave out -wit

fuckbrain, fucktard

 

think you can fuck me over

with the phrasal verb?

 

portmanteau

proverbial fuck-a-duck

(consenting adults of course)

 

and here come the critics

the fucking reviewers

fuck ‘em all!

 

don’t fuck me round

 

fuck the anti-vaxers

kick ‘em in the head

 

kinda catchy

 

it is a word used to shout down

 

a kind of violence, violation

where’s volition then?

no joke

I mean to say

that’s not fucken funny

 

no fucken good at all

 

consensually though

word’s acrobatic

 

you can fuck sideways

fuck silly

early, often

 

this is fucking serious

we’re dealing here with the creative act

the ultimate in communication

not a word required

despite the which

you can suck on this

(insertion always optional

and whether or not equipped)

 

how dare those nasty fucks defile

 

ask rather – who can fuck longest?

who can fuck loudest?

who is the lightest?

gossamer whimsical?

 

a New York fire escape thing

cabin with jungle and beach

 

all kinds of fucking records set

and in the Olympics one of these days

 

so much of this is wishful

for instance for the unemployed

and what else is there to do?

 

has to be some fucking deity

thought up this thing

this fucking thing

 

well I’ll be fucked

out on the harbour

in my little

 

fuckabout

it’s tinny

 

this one word paean to the lonely heart

most useful fuckn word in the world

 

you could say that

but the whole thing’s fucked

when that could be a good thing

 

give me this poverty!

 

though every animal’s sad after

Aristotle says

 

hands on genitals and so on

that’s DIY

 

you have to try this at home

or out in the sticks

blacken stump

 

stone the farkn crows

 

it does serve to intensify

think of Goodge –

and a sunburnt farkn stockman stood…  

 

fuck fuck fuck

!!!

 

forget that knock at the door

 

you must be fucking kidding

 

keep calm and fuck on

fuck till you drop or droop

rub raw

re-marinate

 

and when there’s little left here

that’s what we call fuckall

 

prefix

fuckable

fuckupable

fuckster

fucktoy too

 

a state of consciousness

be fucked

 

infix

un-fucking-believable
eso-fucking-teric

supercala-fucking-frag-fuck-

 

those fuckers are un-fucking-stoppable

 

the actress says to the bishop

you may have fucked your way in

but

you won’t fuck your way out of this

 

then of course there’s

fuck off you fuck

no, you fuck off

fuck you

no you

 

suffix

clusterfuck

or cows come home

for a musterfuck

 

bravado of a blusterfuck

 

those ducks have been getting more than their quota

how else so many ducks?

 

ought to be put on a fucking rota

 

great moments of intensity –

to fuck or not to fuck (?)

as earlier observed

the question needs to be asked more often

 

think of fuck as a kind of wand polish

 

this majestical fuck fretted with

or rub together for fire

beats as it sweeps as it cleans

 

you beast!

once more into the breach!

you fuck!

you’re mine!

 

we could go into the cognates

or leave them for end of the bed after

but

I have to not fuck up this poem

though some will say that it’s already fucked

well and truly

 

and because I am an honest fuck

 

‘dear sweet fuck of mine’, I’ll begin

 

there are some think that this word sucks

nor is buggery out of bounds

to each their own, I say

 

fuck fuck fuck

there, I’ve said it

I’ll say it again

 

fuck! faaaark!

(fortissimo)

If I’ve said it once…

 

and all of this is for whose sake, you’ll ask?

 

for Fuck’s, of course

who else?

 

have to get it out of your system

 

fuck this fuck

be fucked