#1683 - deplorables

 

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deplorables

 

people who toss their trash out the window

vote for Trump

who’d like to shoot at you

vote Trump

 

it’s all about their right to bear grudge

 

they leave the toilet seat up too

you can smell them coming

 

who would like to control what you do with your body

(whether or not you make great humans)

they vote Trump

 

the narrow, the fixated

know nothing know-it-alls

pornographers and ice addicts

vote Trump

 

they don’t like jazz, they don’t like sushi

there are very few cellists among them

 

of course we don’t know them all

and you really wouldn’t want to

 

though it’s not each Trumpist ticks every box

still

anti-Semites, Islamophobes

bigots all sorts

the mad and the demented

vote Trump

 

let’s drive the foreigner out

let’s insurrect!

vote Trump!

 

you get it

 

it’s people who hated their teachers

for Trump

 

the Russia wants Trump, the Netanyahu, the Orbán

all sorts

 

sky fairy people largely vote Trump

like he’s some kind of a saviour

 

go figure

 

but it’s not just them

there are always more

 

they creep out hungover from under haystacks

they want things back the way they never were

and can’t have been

but no one remembers

 

it’s serial killers for Trump

all the Hannibal Lectors

 

everyone loves a wall for Trump

 

Pied Piper and the mice are for Trump

 

meth cooks and tax cheats, fraudsters

it’s low down mean ornery skunks for Trump

 

rats in the ranks

fifthcolumnists

 

whacky fantasists

flat earthers

stoners

the pixilated

everyone off with the fairies for Trump

 

mean fuckers, homophobes

selfish shits for Trump Trump Trump

 

the contrarians, hollow heads

the unfriends of reason

the treasonous too

 

the law unto themselves

the three cent penny for Trump!

he’s the wooden nickel

but you’d never know

 

the carrion

the anti-vaxers, the anti-Christ

the illiterate, the inept

 

foreign dictators all love Trump

wish that they could vote

 

oil barons, inherited wealth

sea level rise lovers are Trump all the way

up to everyone’s armpits

then again it’s all over their heads

 

members of his own family

they grind America into the dust

and have the bones for soup

 

that’s Trump

the stable genius

 

all that pussy to grab for Trump

and Trump alone

 

thick hicks for Trump

and evil urchins

the whitest trash is Trump’s

 

the highest court is stacked his way

 

drug dealers, people smugglers

 

who send their TESLAs into space

 

the incorrect love Trump

the incorrigible

and the incoherent

the inconsiderate

 

it’s selfish fucks for Trump

just Trump

 

anti-woke sleepyheads are for him

 

Rip votes for George III

it’s habit

 

the internal combustion engine loves Trump

he drives their piston

oil rigs are all for

and a gas pipe

and a cigarette

and great big fat cigar

 

the smoke pouring out till there’s no more sky

that’s Trump’s

and every animal to be ever eaten

bows down, bears neck

all for the love of Trump

 

all the glib for Trump

the told-you type

uncles, aunts

the little sarcastic laugh

the smug

‘oh things are so Biden bad

and all the children trans’

 

they must have an ogre-in-chief

 

that gunman firing from a wooded area

in both directions on the interstate

you got it

 

where there’s a climate of fear

it’s Trump

 

airheads and pinheads unite

it’s tall weeds, it’s hayseed

they redden their necks

it’s chumps for Trump

 

pyromaniacs

necromaniacs

counterfeiters, criminals in general

the crapulous, carbuncular

those who can’t spell or add up

 

it’s cretins for Trump

 

big grizzly babies

closing time drunks turfed out

blame Biden, blame Harris, blame Clinton

the blamers are all for Trump

 

a broad church

of child abusers, misogynists

 

many with bad teeth and bad breath

the orc hoards of Middle Earth

and Gollum and Voldemort

 

anyone with a bad temper’s up for Trump

 

and those who can’t be bothered

the poker faced hyperbolists

 

obese of mind

hearts anorexic

 

he’s the leader of the gang

 

it’s big fat losers for Trump

 

as crass as cruel as any king

he is Plato’s democracy endgame

Trump is where the cul-de-sac ends

the rusting behemoth

run out of puff

shrunk pizzle of drill

 

he is the groaning swamp itself

he’s the turd that won’t flush down

 

that is the great goddamn truth of Trump

you can shout it from the rooftops

you can tell it on a mountain

 

and till you’re blue in the face

 

this strategy may make you feel better

but it won’t make the slightest difference

 

we won’t win anyone over this way

 

but we can make it grate!