Sunday, 2 November 2025

#2133 - elephant poems

 



2133

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elephant poems

 

bumpily bumpily

 

to the place of the elephants

we, in our hats, sunglasses, hang on

 

in diesel whiff cooee

bright birds dot the way

 

forget their names

still call

 

here at last they come

push pull graze bathe

splash it on

there’s nothing like mud on such a day!

 

with metronome tail

bronze about ears

the fly flap swagger

appendage everywhere animate

still always seem to be yawning

 

 





here’s a little dance

 

with twirling action                                  

paw forth

shake sand from

 

a fling and grass whimsy

 

skin for a map

so many seasons inscribed there

 

 




 

some get up sit down

 

whiskery round jowl

nipple tug too

 

some hide in the thorns for shade

 

watch the young learn twirl!

 

see a baby sucks its trunk!

 

later in life a trunk to tail tickle

and nuzzle up

sly sidle

 

 

 





the elephant sex show is now offstage

 

boys are beaten out of the herd for lewd thoughts

they still will do what an elephant must

 

it can be a hard grind

 

and it’s true there are lesbian elephant loves!

Dr Google tells me so

Tilly and Mae Khan Puan for example

and you can look them up

 

Queen Victoria never noticed

she had a fixation on Albert’s fine trunk

though she had terrible period pain

for which she smoked dope

to limit the funk

 


 








the slow stampede of the baby orphans

 

mini-tuskers on parade

legs crossed coyly

knot together

 

trunk to tail and trumpet too

as if they had to go

 

they cast aside container

when have at

 

hari hari

 

the least the fluffiest

and see the ribs

 

some spray the grain

and some are known to dribble

 

will leaf through cornpile

 

consider the beautiful tails of the young

yet innocent of tussle

 

they are all old grumpy men

 

are bums to us

and gone












you can do a lot with a trunk

 

breakfast lunch dinner – meaningless terms

there’s no separation

 

trunk to maw is their superpower

the lift and curl Olympic

call it ‘the elevator’

 

they scrape the bare earth almost clean

cannot know their strength

 

would strip the willow half a chance

make short work of a forest

 








it was cruel

 

to make them torture and kill

to take the kiddies for a ride

 

the ivory trade

those piano keys

dominoes, false teeth, the blessed virgin

the bull leaper from the palace of Knossos

 

have we yet made amends?










 

elephants follow me into my dream

 

there are some elephants upstairs here

 

you can hear them thump about

they in the humorous undersize garments

cartoon kind

 

in elephant dresses and elephant pants

 

a certain flamboyance can’t be learned

 

elephants must one day conquer the world

 

an insect cloud and they bequeath

a stink you’ll take with you

 

and here comes the elephant farrier

tuk tuk sized clippers

slow of lope

 

all appendage mobile

with grace …

 

tip of the tail ornamental

or lose it in a scrap

 

Ganesh for luck

 

mammoth and mastodon elsewhere we were

time was

 

the charge and caution to the wind

 

you must never never forget –

do not disturb my bath!